A new smartphone app perhaps? Maybe the ingredients for a winning entry to Come Dine with Me? Or things it is unwise to sit on?
No. That's our term 4 curriculum.
Oh yes, it is. And what fun it has looked. The work around the school is so exciting, so colourful, so well presented, so crammed with learning, that I have been late for meetings, so engrossed have I been with reading things when I should have been on my way.
And these are still competing for display space with the dragons, puppets, bridges and meals we have on display from last term's learning. Can't be all bad surely? No, sir, not one iota.
So what have we learned in the last few weeks, running up to International Women's day?
We have learned that some quieter friends are now happy to speak in assembly.
Some older friends are extremely good at showing how kind they can be.
Some parents should keep their own counsel.
Some of our taller friends keep putting art in very interesting places.
Above all, we have learned that, thankfully, spring is on the way, and aren't we all delighted it is.
Advance news: coming soon - the biggest running club in the world EVER! Get your trainees out grandma: if I'm "running", then so are you.
Happy International Women's day everyone.
That, finely put, is all.